You paged me

at 9:30 at night

about a webpage?!

That I don't even own?!!

I need a cup of coffee.
In your right-click menu,

why are "Save As..."

and "Print"

right next to each other?

*sigh*
Arrrrrrhh,

matey.
Of course, we all know

what this weekend is:

Zommmmmbie pirates!

I have a monkey.
So, I dunno...

Got any plans this weekend?
I should post

when I'm happy, too, right?

Um...

Hi.
You know this rule, right?

Don't ask a woman

if she is pregnant.

Here's another:

Please don't ask

if I got some sun.

It's acne meds, k?
And Kill Bill:

Good grief.

I can't wait for Volume 2.
Mystic River:

A passable script

saved by

amazing performances.
*gnash gnash*

It's just a lot

of little things.
It's official,

today:

I

am a professional

writer!
And I'm still

lactose intollerant.

I'll spare you

the details.
My job would be

easier

irrelevant

without users.
It's alive,

aliiiiiiiiive!
And...

we're off!
Oh, good heavens.

I registered.
Oh, and...

Zombie pirates!
Deployment

this Friday.
Y'know?

I have great friends.

Just sayin'.
Ooh,

a utility for generating

photo galleries.

Spiffy.
News that makes you want to call your loved ones

I know this guy:

Police say [...] discovered his pregnant wife dead in their home in the 2200 block of Hamlet Circle about 1:30 p.m. Tuesday. Police say she appeared to have been stabbed in the upper torso when her body was found by her husband.

From KVUE, who, in addition to being the most useless news channel, ask way too much info to let you read their stupid news.