Coffee
is so
a substitute
for food.

4 comments:

MisterNihil said...

Which is funny, 'cuz a shower can substitute for coffee in emergency situations.
But food is not a shower substitute.
I know, it's not my bit & it's a little cliche, but you can't say it enough. I'll keep saying it 'til all my people are clean. LET MY PEOPLE BATHE! dammit.

Anonymous said...

Heh. "Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin."

jal said...

Is not.

Meeker said...

'tis!