It's a fact:
Men who drive
huge pickup trucks
to desk jobs
have small penises.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

But they make up for it by hating the environment and drinking heavily...

Meeker said...

Also, by hating those of us who disagree with anything they say, ever or use words of more than two syllables.

Ray said...

Speaking as a man who used to drive a half-ton, short-bed pickup (read that as "not huge, but not small, either") to a desk job, I'm fairly sure that's yet another rule with some exceptions.

And I'm sure exceptions has at least two syllables.

Meeker said...

Used to? So you are in recovery?

Meeker said...

Used to? So you are in recovery?

Anonymous said...

Ray, think of it as overcoming your roots. *grin* You got an earing also...

-=Frank

Ray said...

Recovery - It's more that I preferred the idea of something zippy to drive around town than a new truck. I miss it, though. Of course, in reference to Sherbie's post, it could be just that my penis was too large to support the practice.

Roots - I'm fairly sure anyone who's heard how my accent thickens when I talk to my father would tell you that my roots are nigh-impossible to "overcome." They merely get pushed under the soil and out of sight at times.

sjc said...

It isn't terribly heartening that this is the post that gets tons of comments. Oh well, at least you're commenting.

Penis, penis, penis.

MisterNihil said...

You've been checking the penises at work, have you?

MisterNihil said...

You've been checking the penises at work, have you?

sjc said...

Certainly not.
That's an HR offense.
Plus, y'know, *shudder*.
(I skipped the I/T Day at the Waterpark event for the same reason. Oy.)

Fred said...

Think this is disheartening? Try writing a song about penises.

Anonymous said...

Monty python had no problem. :) Heh. Next, Sharron, you should start a thread about breasts.

Meeker said...

I think it might have been small penises that did it. We'll see.