Sharon Cichelli: Developer. Analyst. Instigator.
Is there at least a ridge?Hey, we live in a country where *New Jersey* is the Garden State. It's a wacky world.
No ridge. Just a store full of plastic crap and one creepy-ass talking snowman.
But there is a Wal at Wal-Mart. Funny, huh?
PS. I wondered where my fnording neighbors were getting their creepy ass talking snowmen. Now I know. Garden Ridge Pottery.Also, if you need a good local garden store, I can suggest a couple around. Lemme know. I haven't heard from you in a while anyway, although that's more my fault than yours.
I thought I'd mentioned this earlier, but apparently I hadn't.Sharone was so upset by the lack of, "garden," that she was ready to rampage on some poor weekend wage-slave high-schooler. I had to bodily guide her out of the store.If I hadn't been there to do so, I shudder to think about what may have happened. I bet it'd've made local paper – perhaps even the evening news.
He makes me sound so unreasonable.There was a certain note of hysteria in his voice when he said, "I'll *make* you touch a live plant." (He couldn't.)
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